Whatever happened to Chunk?

Truffle shuffle, do it!

SHHAAARRRKKKKK

Ok, I admit it. I have a serious guilty pleasure for SyFy movies. You know, the really cheesy ones that star actors from the eighties and early nineties? So much cheese, but so much awesome and WIN.

There's a new one coming out soon,and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited for it

Tickle tickle

Before I make my post about my awesome weekend (and it's part of not awesome), here's giggling penguin.
Too cute, I know :)

Dinos are scary, kapeesh?

This is a short video of a guy wearing one of those ultra-realistic 'Walking with Dinosaurs' t-rex suits and running around an Australian schoolyard trying to make kids tar their pits pants. Most of the children run in terror, but I spotted at least a couple future dino-lovers in the crowd. Personally, I would have mounted that thing like a rodeo bull and ridden it for the full 8-seconds -- then another 30 until I was finished. "Finished what?" *wink* "FINISHED WHAT?!" *raising the roof*

Thanks to Enormosaurus, Jim, peanut, Shenanigans and Jonathan, who used to have imaginary dinosaur friends that sat with them at lunch to help protect their desserts from bullies. Daaaaaaaaaw.

Source:  Geekologie

But Cats don't like water......

Cat's amazingly cute encounter with dolphins becomes Internet sensation

By: Pete Thomas, GrindTV.com

Recently-posted video footage showing a cat's incredibly cute encounter with dolphins at a marine park in Islamorada, Fla., is touching the hearts of viewers from around the world. The playful bonding between a cat named Arthur and dolphins named Thunder and Shiloh occurred in the late 1990s at Theater of the Sea, during the facility's swim-with-dolphins program. The footage, showing Arthur rubbing his head against and lovingly pawing the slender snouts of the sleek mammals, has gone viral since being uploaded to the Internet last month.

Beverley Osborne, then a dolphin trainer and now curator at Theater of the Sea, said Arthur was one of the facility's many house cats and used to look forward to the swim programs and the arrival of dolphins and guests at the shoreline floats. "That was his area and he was there for every program," Osborne recalled. "He'd walk toward the dolphins when they'd arrive but the dolphins would come over to him, too. But he was very friendly with Thunder and Shiloh during that particular session."

OH, you crazy football fans....

I WISH I could take credit for the following stunt pulled at the University of Florida gators football Spring Game....



There’s been some hub-bub today over a flyover at Florida’s spring game that included a banner that read: “31-7 Go Noles!”
The numbers were, of course, in reference to last year’s Florida State-Florida game that saw the Seminoles come out on top of their hated rivals to the southeast. As of now, there is no clear indication who came up with the idea of the plane and banner, but rumblings and rumors are joyously roiling away inside Seminole Nation as we speak. That said, there probably are many who would like to claim credit for the prank.
One thing is clear. Neither one of the guys in the video below had a part in the festivities. They were inside Doak Campbell Stadium, going through their own workouts when the Gators took to The Swamp for their annual “Orange and Blue” spring game this afternoon.
Check out the video below of FSU RB Lonnie Pryor (left) and K Dustin Hopkins talking about the flyover and what having a potentially bigger spring game crowd than Florida’s announced 53,000 would mean to them.

 

Source: Orlando Sentinel

come on

for the love of god, someone give this poor cat some noms!
 

So much WIN

My boyfriend and I have fallen into the evil grasps of the "words with friends" app on our iphone and droid, respectively.

He sent me this in a text. I think he was afraid......

Best accidental letters EVER.

And this is why we don't steal, especially from nerds....

Laptop Stolen, Owner Remotely Accesses Computer, Thief Gets Humiliated


Seen here getting his what will go down in history books as "ZERO SWERVE" on, a laptop thief records himself on webcam dancing to 'Make it Rain' (make it rain? you couldn't even muster a drizzle -- you'll never be an Indian shaman!) IN HIS MOM'S KITCHEN. My f*** that's gangsta. Unfortunately for Sir Spazalot here, the laptop's rightfully owner was able to remotely access the unit, determine who the thief was, and post this video on Youtube.

I was going to stage serious lulz but the police apparently cracked down right as I filed the report.
EDIT: laptop recovered! :D
EDIT 2: I bought another laptop during the time it got stolen, so I'm going to sell the old one and donate all the proceeds to Japan relief. Thanks for your support, everyone :)

The perp, obviously disappointed some Youtube codec made his fresh moves appear stale onscreen, took the time to write the owner a Facebook message (screencap after jump) asking him to remove the video. Obviously, the owner has not. Hey -- you know the Ja Rules: you do the crime, you do the time get humiliated by a half-million people on Youtube.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A producer from 'So You Think You Can Dance?'
"REALLY?!"
No asshole, it's the amberlamps -- we thought you were having a seizure.
"Damn."
Cops are here too, something about a laptop.
Hit the jump for the Facebook message and video of in action.



This article was just TOO funny NOT to post here.

Source: http://www.geekologie.com/2011/03/laptop_stolen_owner_remotely_a.php

When Rihanna sang that song...

I don't think this is what she meant....

Oh, there you go again

Now normally, I would not promote anythign by Kesha ( I REFUSE to use the $ sign) sings or does, but James Van Der Beek has lit up my life once again. I love this video and I love how he can make fun of himself it the most amusing of ways.

Put down my cookies!!!

If you try and steal these

From this lady

You may end up here

Thin Mint thrashing lands Florida woman behind bars

Dispute over Girl Scout cookies escalates to involve scissors, board, sign 

By Brian Hamacher

NBCMIAMI.com NBCMIAMI.com

updated 2/22/2011 4:39:18 PM ET 2011-02-22T21:39:18

Stay away from Hersha Howard's Thin Mints!

The Collier County woman was arrested Sunday after a savage beatdown of her roommate over a box of the delicious Girl Scout cookies that were apparently off limits to her kids, according to naplesnews.com.
The brawl began when the 31-year-old cookie monster confronted her sleeping roommate and accused her of eating the box of treats, police said. The roommate told Howard she'd given the cookies to Howard's kids, who were awake and hungry around 1 a.m.
The roommate offered to pay $10 for the cookies, but Howard wasn't having it, and began fighting with the other woman, police said. The roommate's husband pulled Howard off her so she could escape, but Howard took off after her.
According to a police report, Howard grabbed a pair of scissors and threatened the woman. When the woman started to run down some stairs, Howard allegedly dropped the scissors, picked up a board and hit the woman as she ran down the stairs.
Howard caught up to the woman again and knocked her to the ground and started to hit her. When the roommate managed to get outside the house, Howard grabbed a sign and started hitting her again, police said.
Police finally arrived and arrested Howard, charging her with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
No word on what dessert was served in jail.
Source:Thin Mint throw down


Good thing I prefer Samoas over Thin Mints....

 

If you need help stalking that ex of yours...

Talk about being a major creeper...

Apparently there is a new Facebook app that will alert you when someone's relationship status changes. So if you were wondering about that ex of yours, or wanted to get with a certain special someone, now you can keep extra special tabs on them!

Breakup Notifier is a Facebook app that'll send you a notification whenever somebody you're interested in (read: creepily stalking) changes their relationship status. Because if there's one thing a girl appreciates, it's a guy who's created a 'want to bang' list on Facebook and sits around waiting for the girls to break up. Seriously, that shit makes chicks hotter than getting flowers. Unfortunately, the program can't distinguish between breaking up and getting together, so you can also expect an email when the girl of your dreams lady of your sad fantasies changes her relationship status to 'engaged'. You know, so you can leave a really passive-aggressive post on her wall. *



Source:  Geekologie

I like to move it , move it

Gotta love random, silly videos of people acting a fool and dancing.


<br/><a href="http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/man-inspires-crowd-with-amazing-dance-moves/20d2fcds?rel=msn&src=v5:embed:&fg=sharenoembed" target="_new"title="Man Inspires Crowd With Amazing Dance Moves">Video: Man Inspires Crowd With Amazing Dance Moves</a>

Soulja Boy? Sure, why not!?

<br/><a href="http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/soulja-boy-wedding-dance/20c7lfwa?rel=msn&src=v5:embed:&fg=sharenoembed" target="_new"title="Soulja Boy Wedding Dance">Video: Soulja Boy Wedding Dance</a>


Old people love

<br/><a href="http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/coolest-elderly-couple-dance-ever/203cmx7u?q=Old+Dance&rel=msn&from=en-us_msnhp&form=MSNRLL&gt1=42007&src=v5:embed:&fg=sharenoembed" target="_new"title="Coolest Elderly Couple Dance Ever">Video: Coolest Elderly Couple Dance Ever</a>

Super Bowl ad #3

<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/video?vid=156f2dfc-2c36-482f-89a0-29dd93f89893" target="_new" title="">Bridgestone: Karma</a>

My favorite Super Bowl Commercials

As per usual there were some very funny ads this year and some very not funny ads, but here are a few that I loved.

<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/video?vid=8a69ecae-1bfb-49a9-9e3d-5679464c5fda" target="_new" title="">Doritos: Best for last</a>

<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/video?vid=8a69ecae-1bfb-49a9-9e3d-5679464c5fda" target="_new" title="">Doritos: Best for last</a>

MMMMM, Beer

If you had to pick a beer to represent each state, what would you pick? Personally, i'd pick Natty light for Florida because of all the college kids and drunken shenanigans on the beaches.....but apparently the map below disagrees, lol.



Click to see larger version of this map

This is my new boyfriend*insert swear word*, he's probably a serial killer or going to be killed....

I am a huge Dexter fan. I love that show. I never thought I'd be a big fan of a show that is based around a serial killer, but I guess stranger things could happen, right? I saw this clip floating around on the interwebs earlier and had to share. Bascially it's Dexter explained in 60 seconds....if you have EVER seen an episode you will love this.

(not gonna lie, best part is the "masooka" character popping up out of nowhere)

memories from my childhood

Well, the following pictures aren't exactly and EXACT showing of my childhood, but you will get the idea. I know I am not the only one around here who grew up in the late eighties/early nighties and had "My Little Pony" toys. My sister was constantly taking them from me, and honestly think they may have been "hers", much to my chagrin. Well, someone has gone and given the ponies some "pop idol" make-overs. After the next few pictures there is a link to see the rest of them.

lady gaga never looked so good with a tail

Who watches the Watchmen?

Beam me up!

Comes with it's very own invisible jet.....

More Ponies here

Okay, time for something funny