Oh dear...

I can't say I blame these soldiers for dancing to Britney Spears and Lady Gaga while stuck in Afghanistan and trying to find amusement......but you posted it on YouTube.....dudes....seriously......


 Britney....( I think the moves at 2:29 are CLASSIC)



 Gaga....

Drop it like it's hot!

My sister made me watch this commercial. And honestly, the first time I watched it, didn't think it was that funny.

But I gave it a second look, and now I find it quite humorous.

Enjoy

You can file this under "WTF?!"

I don't know about you, but I think people/idiots are getting a little desperate to get high nowadays. I just don't understand why anyone would think that SNORTING BATH SALTS is a good idea?
One can only imagine the arguments surrounding the people who actually do this.....

Hmmmm, pass the good stuff to the left man! 

NO not the tropical island , the Hawaiian breeze salts!!!

Why are people so dumb?

It's December...already?

So here's the honest truth. I am not a big Christmas fan. I think years of retail service and working the holidays have beaten it out of me. Sure I love the seasons changing, wearing new winter clothes, all the fun new coffee flavors, and of course the presents, haha. What I don't like? Cheesy holiday music, ads, and decorations being forced down your throat. Call me a traditionalist, but I like simple, classic Christmas style.
Like these:

And not the craptacular  shenanigans I see like this :

Since when did Christams have to be about who can accumulate the MOST crap on their houses or on their persons? I mean really, this cannot be fun/comfortable:

All you teachers know what I speak of.....tacky sweaters....*shiver*

This is an appropriate Christmas sweater:

See the difference? I thought so.

Oh Christmas....

I'm ashamed to say...

This sounds delicious....

"Whether this Thanksgiving centerpiece incites horror, amazement, or confusion when it’s served, it’s certain to evoke some kind of outburst. Warning: This dish is not recommended for people who require an inch of space between food groups."

 Ingredients:

For the turkey layers:

Unsalted butter, for coating the pans

2 pounds ground turkey breast

1 cup quick-cooking oats

1/2 cup Parmesan cheese, grated on the small holes of a box grater

1/3 cup ketchup

1/3 cup finely chopped yellow onion

1/4 cup finely chopped fresh Italian parsley

1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce

2 tablespoons soy sauce

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh thyme leaves

1 teaspoon minced fresh sage leaves

1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

2 medium garlic cloves, minced

For the sweet potato layer:

1 pound sweet potatoes

1/4 cup whole milk

2 tablespoons unsalted butter (1/4 stick)

1 tablespoon packed light brown sugar

1 teaspoon kosher salt, plus more as needed

Pinch ground mace or nutmeg

Freshly ground black pepper

To assemble:

About 5 cups or 1 recipe Sour Cream Mashed Potatoes, warm

1/2 cup cranberry sauce, such as our Cranberry and Citrus Sauce, chilled, excess liquid drained

2 1/2 cups Sausage Stuffing, warm

1 1/2 cups mini marshmallows

Gravy, for serving (optional)

Oh dear goodness......




Source: Chow website
 

Even though it's a lilttle early...

I've already started thinking about what I want for christmas. I've been having a hard time with it though. It seems as though the older I get all I really want is some cash money, ya heard me?
But seriously though, I guess it makes me more of an "adult" to not want gifts per say but cash or gift cards instead. And not gift cards to Ruby Tuesday or Macaroni Grill (ew, BTW), but gift cards to somewhere like Target. Oh sweet Target, how I love thee!

Also something I have observed is that the older I get the more I realize how much I don't want certain advertised crap on TV. For example, who the hell would ever want this for a gift or any kind of occasion?



umm, creepy much?

Anyone else here remember the original "Go-Go my walking kitty/puppy" from maybe twenty years ago? You know the creepy robot-looking fake dog that had a leash that acted as its controller. I had one. That dog was freakin creppy, but I played with in front of my mom so she wouldnt't be mad. Still gives me the shivers as I remember its dead eyes looking into me. Here's a reminder of it.
(only video I could find has like 20 eighties-tastic videos in it and "go-go..." starts at the 2:35 minute mark)



and this is the new "updated" version of the toy. Now with a background dancing troupe. Super!







and this product just scares me....very deeply. I guess it's good for the old crazy cat lady we all know and love!




so for future reference this lady right here would prefer you not to pay attention to TV and really think about your gift giving ideas.... :)

That's enough. Justin Bieber. That's ENOUGH.

I LOATHE Justin Bieber. His voice/ image is like nails on a chalkboard to me. Everything about him irks me in a way I cannot explain. Do I wish harm to Justin as a person? No. To the "Justin" that I see everyday in the media, or hear briefly before I change a radio station as quickly possible? YES.
I do NOT smile when you smile.
You need a damn haircut.
You are freakin' 16 yr old from Canada. Not a 24 yr old rapper from Atlanta. DEAL WITH IT.


My hatred for all things Bieber-fever related almost make me lose site of all things that irk me about Beyonce. Don't even get me started on her.

With that said.... THAT'S ENOUGH, JUSTIN.

oh, and you know you're impressed my my fancy Microsoft Paint skills. oh yeeeeaahhhhh.

Cheeseburger on a doughnut? Why not?

plus

There is just something so wrong with someone thinking combining a cheeseburger and a doughnut to make a new "sandwich". But apparently Krispy Kreme thinks it's a great idea!

"The Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger, which I will attempt to make at home the next time my wife isn’t looking, consists of a Krispy Kreme glazed donut, sliced horizontally like a bagel, with a cheeseburger in the middle......

.....As one reader on The Huffington Post, commented, “They must test market these concoctions on stoners.”

To which another reader replied, “No, it’s stoners that think them up.”

The southerner in me is showing

I am a firm believer that most problems can be solved by three things

1. Duct Tape

2. WD-40

3. The Internet (this being added in within the last 5 years, of course)

This should not be shocking considering I am from the south, and on many different occasions I have been able to use one or more of these items to fix something that has gone wrong and/or broken. But even I realize that not ALL things can be fixed using one of these things, but my fellow southerners (aka- rednecks) seem to not follow this last part of logical thinking. These select people just seem to take things a little further than the average person, and for this, I get a good laugh.

Had a front end collision? No problem!

Couldn't fit everything inside the moving truck? No problem!

He really had it coming after he spilled the last of the booze.

and for all those dads who couldn't figure out how to get those darn diapers to stay on!

oh, and to think, these are just SOME of the things that I found.

all photos came from White Trash Repairs. I encourage you to please enjoy all it has to offer.

For your enjoyment.....

This is a serious product, and that's what makes it so awesomely awful.

Camelflage panties are women's underwear with a piece of plastic (or something) sewn into the crotch that prevents the panties from forming a highly undesirable camel-toe (similar to the Cuchini). Wait -- those aren't cool anymore?! *untapes wiener from between buttcheeks* Per customer testimonial:

"I am OBSESSED with my panties and will be ordering more next week. Two pairs just won't cut it with my workout schedule....I love my Camelflage!!! Thanks to you, the guys at the gym were staring at the games on TV and not at my crotch!!!! Also, it protects the lady parts on the bike seat."

Whoa whoa whoa -- BIKE SEATS HAVE LADY PARTS?! I may never drive again!

 Taken from Geekologie