And this is why we don't steal, especially from nerds....

Laptop Stolen, Owner Remotely Accesses Computer, Thief Gets Humiliated


Seen here getting his what will go down in history books as "ZERO SWERVE" on, a laptop thief records himself on webcam dancing to 'Make it Rain' (make it rain? you couldn't even muster a drizzle -- you'll never be an Indian shaman!) IN HIS MOM'S KITCHEN. My f*** that's gangsta. Unfortunately for Sir Spazalot here, the laptop's rightfully owner was able to remotely access the unit, determine who the thief was, and post this video on Youtube.

I was going to stage serious lulz but the police apparently cracked down right as I filed the report.
EDIT: laptop recovered! :D
EDIT 2: I bought another laptop during the time it got stolen, so I'm going to sell the old one and donate all the proceeds to Japan relief. Thanks for your support, everyone :)

The perp, obviously disappointed some Youtube codec made his fresh moves appear stale onscreen, took the time to write the owner a Facebook message (screencap after jump) asking him to remove the video. Obviously, the owner has not. Hey -- you know the Ja Rules: you do the crime, you do the time get humiliated by a half-million people on Youtube.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A producer from 'So You Think You Can Dance?'
"REALLY?!"
No asshole, it's the amberlamps -- we thought you were having a seizure.
"Damn."
Cops are here too, something about a laptop.
Hit the jump for the Facebook message and video of in action.



This article was just TOO funny NOT to post here.

Source: http://www.geekologie.com/2011/03/laptop_stolen_owner_remotely_a.php

Clarissa?Ferguson?Sam? Hooray!

I don't know about you, but I love 90s Nickelodeon TV shows!

Okay, maybe you have to be a child of the late eighties and 90s like myself to truly appreciate the awesome that was nickelodeon back in the day. So you can only imagine my happiness when I read this:

Nickelodeon’s TeenNick Channel to Bring Back ’90s Programming

If you’re one of the people who got all nostalgic at yesterday’s news about Nickelodeon’s new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series, prepare to take another trip down memory lane. Nickelodeon’s TeenNick channel has announced a plan to show reruns of ’90s shows like Pete & Pete and Rugrats as part of a new programming block. Read more details after the jump.
Entertainment Weekly reports that TeenNick (formerly known as The N), has scheduled a two-hour block from midnight to 2 AM called The ’90s Are All That — sort of a retro TGIF for people who grew up with the original TGIF, I guess. The block will include old programs like Rugrats, Kenan & Kel, Pete & Pete, The Amanda Bynes Show, All That and Clarissa Explains it All. TeenNick plans to eventually use the block to show other ’90s shows and films as well.

Umm, Hello? This is great! Now I wish I had DVR......hmmmmm

I love Orange soda! I do, I do, I dooo-oooooo!