Seen here getting his what will go down in history books as "ZERO SWERVE" on, a laptop thief records himself on webcam dancing to 'Make it Rain' (make it rain? you couldn't even muster a drizzle -- you'll never be an Indian shaman!) IN HIS MOM'S KITCHEN. My f*** that's gangsta. Unfortunately for Sir Spazalot here, the laptop's rightfully owner was able to remotely access the unit, determine who the thief was, and post this video on Youtube.
I was going to stage serious lulz but the police apparently cracked down right as I filed the report.The perp, obviously disappointed some Youtube codec made his fresh moves appear stale onscreen, took the time to write the owner a Facebook message (screencap after jump) asking him to remove the video. Obviously, the owner has not. Hey -- you know the Ja Rules: you do the crime, you
EDIT: laptop recovered! :D
EDIT 2: I bought another laptop during the time it got stolen, so I'm going to sell the old one and donate all the proceeds to Japan relief. Thanks for your support, everyone :)
A producer from 'So You Think You Can Dance?'
No asshole, it's the amberlamps -- we thought you were having a seizure.
Cops are here too, something about a laptop.
Hit the jump for the Facebook message and video of in action.
This article was just TOO funny NOT to post here.